This is a skit that just happened.

Me: *scrolling through Wattpad at midnight* What fanfiction will keep me up all night tonight?

Me: *finds a AVPM quotes book* OOH! I LOVE AVPM! *clicks on it*

Me: *sees the author* KillUmbridge is the username! This is amazing! *follows KillUmbridge *

Me: I see good username, I follow. *studying the profile* Don't kill Umbridge without me.

Me: Who doesn't want to murder Umbridge? I highly doubt that anyone, even a dementor will want to kiss her.

Random shoutout to KillUmbridge I agree with this person's username entirely! And this person's books are great, go check them out!

If I see good username, I follow.