This is a skit that happened in real life, sometime last year.

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Teacher: YOU KIDS NEVER LEARN SPANISH! YOU HELPLESS, LAZY, LITTLE KIDS!

Me: Uh.... Teacher...?

Teacher: I SWEAR YOU DONT EVER LEARN SPANISH! I SPEND ALL MY DAYS TEACHING YOU ALL I KNOW IN SPANISH! *bangs the bell with a stapler* DON'T BUT ME! HOW AM I FLUENT AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING?!

Classmate: *fake apologizing* Sorry, Teacher.

Teacher: DON'T "SORRY" ME!

Classmate 2: Uh.... Teacher?

Teacher: WHAT NOW?

Classmate 3: *acting like she's taking notes, but in reality, she's writing two words in Spanish over and over again, "Hacer clic," on a piece of paper*.

Teacher: THIS PERSON IS TAKING NOTES!

Classmate 4 and I: *laughing*

Teacher: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?! *starts stretching* I've got to do my stretches.

Teacher's phone starts ringing. Teacher walks over to answer the phone.

Classmate 2: *clears threat and raises hand*

Teacher: *sighs and looks at Classmate 2* Yes? Classmate 2?

Classmate 2: Uh... Teacher?

Teacher: WHAT?

Classmate 2: *smirks* Teachers aren't supposed to use their phones in class, you know.

Teacher: *rolls eyes* OH, WANNA TAKE ME ON?! I WILL CALL YOUR MOTHER, SHE WILL PUNISH YOU FOR DISRESPECTING AUTHORITY! I HAVE MET YOUR MOTHER, I KNOW HER WELL! *answers the phone*

The teacher is talking to her daughter on the phone; since her daughter calls way too much for no apparent reason.

Classmate 2: *after the phone call* *looks at me*

Me: *nods*

Classmate 2: Teacher?

Teacher: Yes?

Classmate 2: You know the reason we don't learn much Spanish is because of your constant ranting?

Teacher: *rolls eyes* THAT IS NOT THE REASON, STUDENT!

Me: *laughs* Uh... teacher?

Teacher: Why don't you guys learn?

Classmate 3: *in head* Because you don't teach us anything. *returns to writing Hacer clic on a sheet of lined paper; flips it over after finishing one side*

Me: Uh.. ¿Puedo ir al baño, Señora?

Teacher: THE RESTROOM?! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING USEFUL! SEE WHAT I TOLD YOU, CLASS?! LAZY KIDS! NO, YOU SHOULD'VE USED IT BEFORE CLASS!

Me: I did, ma'am...

Teacher: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT IN SPANISH!

Me: *tries to hold back laughter*

Teacher: LIES LIES LIES! DON'T TELL LIES, CLASS!

Me: *in head* You must not tell lies...

Teacher: SOMETIME, YOU WILL BE ASKING ME FOR MY HELP!

Me: *in head* You must not tell lies...

Classmate 3: *finishes writing Hacer clic neatly on both the front and the back of the piece of lined paper*

Teacher: *raises hands in defeat* *drops pieces of paper and a stapler onto the little bell* *the little bell rings* TAKE NOTES LIKE CLASSMATE 3!

We all get out our binders, doodling for less than five seconds.

The bell, indicating the end of class, rings and we all exit the classroom.

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This cycle happened almost every day for... three years? I had this woman as my teacher for three years; she's hilarious! And for the other days, we were either taught something for a few minutes, taking tests, or with substitutes. Mostly with substitutes...

I'm keeping her name, my classmates/friends names, and the names of my schools (current and past) anonymous, cause they either don't have Wattpad or keep begging me for my fanfiction account (this one) and I refuse to give it to them.

Typical me.

Well, my school starts next Thursday, which sucks, but I'll keep you updated of any funny teacher events or funny school events in general!

Liking this randomness book? It's pretty fun to write, I have to admit.

Thanks!
~Random Phangirl.