So, I will be doing a few out-of-school skits with their and my code names. Last night Topaz phoned me at midnight, asking for me to play a video game with her. I responded with an affirmative. The only problem is I dreadfully suck at video games; whereas Topaz is on the leaderboards.

One more problem: Topaz's competitive as fuck.

So going on with all this gaming and shit, Topaz beats me at five or six different games and brags about it.

Topaz: How likely am I to win?

Me: Take the number of players in the rumble and divide 100 by that number.

Topaz: EXCUSE ME?!

Me: It's a fair game, anyone could win. Best of luck to you! I'll watch you!

Topaz: I'm going to win this shit!

Me: Okay.

Topaz: Stop with all that fairness and shit, I'm the strongest one out of all of us players!

Me: *rolls eyes* Cocky much?

Topaz: Stfu.

Me: For the love of god!

Topaz: How are you so annoying, Crystal?

Me: Look in the mirror, mate.

Topaz: You're not fucking Australian!

That's my phone call with Topaz, one of my best friends! Topaz is in School Insanity, I'm just using a different code name so she doesn't track me down.

Mischief Managed

-Crystal.