Logic: You should update more of your stories.

Me: Story who?
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Ophelia: Julius Caesar's assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part.

Nina: Apart from the fact that 60 people agreed to stab him and he only had 23 stab wounds.

Forrest: Sounds about right...
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Ignatius: What's it called when you kill a friend?

Shiro: Homiecide.

Hisame: Murder.

Shiro: Homiecide.
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Sophie: Do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs...

Dwyer: They're the ghosts of bugs that you've killed.

Siegbert: I wish I could unhear that...
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F!Kana: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL...
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Soleil: Why do people have quiet respectful funerals when I die I want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains on the guests blasting Centuries by Fall Out Boy.

Asugi: God almighty...
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Velouria: How do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him...

Shigure: One wishes to reposition you unto the nearest structure and acquaint our faces in a feverish manner.

Caeldori: That was beautiful.

Mitama: Was that Ed Sheeran...
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M!Kana: PREGANANANT?!
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Rhajat: Some of us are still 'It' from a childhood game of tag...

Kiragi: This messed me up more than it should.
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Caeldori: At one point of my life, I was exactly pi years old.

Percy: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
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Asugi: 'Sup world I'm up, not straight, ready to start the day in this binch of an earth.
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Midori: FACT: adding 'inator 3000' to ANYTHING makes it sound instantly cooler. For example, uncool noun, bird. Cool noun, Birdinator 3000.

Selkie: Thank you Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
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Forrest: But mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum!

Shiro: Someone translate this I don't know British.

Kiragi: I'll try... ahem... AYE YO MA.
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Ophelia: What they say, "There is a skeleton inside you." The truth? "You are inside a skeleton. You are a brain.".

Hisame: What the hell.

Soleil: Holy crap what the hell.
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Ignatius: My favourite part of math is learning a new thing and being all "oh so thAT'S what that button is for".
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Caeldori: I couldn't tell if my cousin was gay so I worked Glee quotes into the conversation to see if he would notice. He didn't. Good news bro gays, I have a hot mess gay cousin.

Asugi: Number one, not a hot mess, more of a rebel. Number two, what the hell I'm not gay.

Caeldori: YOU LITERALLY HAVE YOUR ARMS AROUND A BOY.

Asugi: *Arms around Forrest* What no I don't.
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Percy: Today a kid in my Drama class got detention but she pulled a Monopoly Get Out Of Jail Free card out of her wallet and my teacher let her out of it.

Dwyer: How do you get detention in Drama?

Percy: Long story short she kicked the ceiling by accident.

Shigure: How do you kick a ceiling by accident.