Forrest: I'd just like to point out that 50 Shades Of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it's kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades Of Grey was written.

Caeldori: ... and Muse came from England which traces it's roots back to the Anglo Saxons and the Romans, so really in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades Of Grey...

Shiro: Someone should totally just stab Caesar.
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Birthright kids in a nutshell:

Mitama: Don't do the thing.

Kiragi: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING.

Caeldori: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THE THING.

Hisame: I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING.

Shiro: I VOLUNTEER TO HELP DO THE THING.

Rhajat: THE THING WAS INVENTED IN VALLA.
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Kana: I'm cold...

Dwyer: Go stand in the corner.

Kana: Why?

Dwyer: Corners are 90°.

Nina: *Leans back in le chair and stares out the window for several minutes*
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Ignatius: You're living. You occupy space. You have mass. You know what that means? You matter.

Siegbert: This is the most inspirational pun I have ever seen...
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Soleil: Y'all saw RWBY last night?

Asugi: Yep.

Midori: We did...

Shigure: It was...

Yang: DISARMING.

Soleil: FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE. *Falls off chair*
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Velouria: Do you ever realise there was a moment where your parents put you down and never picked you up again...

Selkie: What.
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Midori: Why the heck can't we text the police? Lets say there's a murderer in your house and you're hiding behind the sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can't call the police because the murderer might hear you!

Caeldori: Here in Hoshido you can.

Forrest: Here in Nohr we just... scream and run...

Asugi: Here in Igasato we paint our faces and run towards the murderer.

Dwyer: Here in Valla you are the murderer.
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Soleil: Someone told me once that shooting stars are just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking.

Kiragi: Someone get me a young child I have wisdom to pass on.
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Nina: If you ever feel embarassed just remember that in middle school I tried to convince myself that I wasn't gay by making a compromise to myself to "only be gay at night"...

Percy: The gay knight rises.