So I'm using the names of the DDLC girls to stand for us.

Sayori = Me

Natsuki = ChuChu

Yuri = Friend

Monika = Friend
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*On the car trip to Monika's*

Natsuki: *Playing a handheld game* Apache Copter? Sure I'm gonna kill people with pizza.
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Sayori: Imma Miss Steal Yo Pizza Crust.

Natsuki: No.

Sayori: Gimme yo crust if yo don't eat it.

Yuri: You can have mine!

Sayori: SEE YURI UNDERSTANDS MEH.
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Sayori: I have sinus.

Yuri: I'm dead inside.

Monika: I HAVE LUNGS.
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Sayori: Wait so you masturbate by feeling your arms?

Monika: Yes.
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Monika: I did anal with a chicken. Story time!

Sayori: YOU SHOVED A COCK UP YOUR BUTT.
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Everyone: *Watching Tokyo Ghoul*

Monika: *Aggressively does the Macarena when the theme song beat drops*
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Everyone: *Trying to sleep at 2am in the morning*

*Titanic music starts to play from Monika's phone all of a sudden*

Yuri+Natsuki: *Laughing*

Sayori: I'm gonna end myself...
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Monika: Yuri getting choked by mommy Natsuki.

Sayori: WOAH THERE.
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Yuri: *Points at Natsuki* SAYORI SHE LICKED ME EARLIER AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
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Natsuki: Did you know there's a word for throwing someone out the window? Like there's an actual word.

Monika: Murder.
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Monika: Can I tell a story?

Everyone: No.
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Natsuki: *Quiet whisper in the dark* Baguette.
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Monika: Can you feel the sexual tension?

Sayori: CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW, MR. KRABS.
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Monika: When I was having surgery, they had to shove something up there so I could pee.

Natsuki: Nice.
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Sayori: You think when Jesus rose he kicked open the tome boulder and he just "someBODY ONCE TOLD ME"-
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Sayori: So Monika, wanna get your home-grown Jesus?
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Sayori: THIS IS BIBLE CAMP WE ARE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS.

Natsuki: *Snorts Yuri's knee*

Yuri: COOMBAAAYAAAA-
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Natsuki+Yuri: *High five*

Yuri: OHH MY GOD WE DIDN'T MISS *Accidentally slaps Natsuki across the face* OH SHIT.
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Monika: It tastes like teen spirit because we're all cannibals.
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Natsuki: My tooth came out because I ate a sausage.

Monika: MY DICK FELL OFF.

Natsuki: COCKTAIL SAUSAGE.
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Natsuki: I'm wood.
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Natsuki: Sayori don't publish that chapter there's gonna be a good quote!

Sayori: YEET *Pushes 'Publish'*