Tea People VS Coffe People~~

Your Professional Life

Tea People: When people ask you what you're planning on doing with your life, you generally curl up into a small ball à la Roly Poly and cry softly to yourself. You have way too many books you plan on reading — and Tumblr posts you plan on reblogging — to consider things in terms of "career." You are not really upwardly mobile, professionally speaking, but that's okay. You're just figuring things out. You'll get to it. It will be fine.

Coffee People: You are all about stabbing your coworker in the back to get one sweet, sweet rung up that corporate ladder. You have not yet encountered a meeting you wouldn't attend fifteen minutes early to set up coffee and donuts for everyone. As long as you've had your morning cup, you're good to conquer the world. If you don't get it, however, you're most likely to tear a coworker's esophagus out on the way to your cubicle for breathing too much in your general direction.