Crystal: *singing* 🎵 Inside of every creepy hatchet wielding maniac, is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child! We can turn around. They'll be heaven-bound!

Kate:*enters*

Crystal: 🎵 With just a little time! Down at the happy hotel

Kate:*rolls eyes* 🎵*fast* so all you junkies, freaks and weirdos. Creepers, F*ck-ups, crooks and zeros and all the fallen superheroes, help is here...All of cretins, sl*ts and losers, se**al deviants and boozers, and prescription drug abusers. Need not fear!

Crystal:*frown at her sister, competitively* 🎵 *louder* While in our care! We'll cure your sin, we'll make you well! You'll feel so swell!

Both: 🎵 Right here in...

Kate: HELL!

Both: at the happy hotelll!!