Prepare yourself for random XD

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Iron: *swings around pole in park* this is so fun but it looks so wrong XD *drops to ground*

Me: *slithers towards and whispers in ear* so what's your stripper name, mate?

Iron: oH MY GOD

Izzy: *happily swings on swing*

Iron: IZZEH WHAT SHOULD ME STRIPPER NAME BE

Izzy: UH...
MIAMI?

Iron: MIAMI HEAT IN DA HOUSE *swings around pole*

Me: *laughs loudly* GO MIAMI HEAT :D

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Izzy: *stands on swing and clutches chain thingy*

Me: Sooo what's your stripper name?

Izzy: UH

Me: PASSIONATE TOMATO

Izzy: IS IT BECAUSE OF MY RED HAIR OR MY FACE WHEN I RUN

Me: *snickers*

Me: So

Iron: Hi

Me: what's my stripper name? XD

Iron: KIWI OF LOVE
KINKY KANGAROO
SEXUAL SALAMANDER

Izzy: PROSTATE PENGUIN

Me: FIRST OF ALL, WTF. SECOND OF ALL, KIWI OF LOVE FTW

Iron: YEYYYYY

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Everyone: *waltzes into store*

Izzy and I: *has sour grass sticking out of mouth*

Izzy: ye like me cows
At me ranch

Iron: I dare Izzy to go up to someone and say that XD

Me: *chews sour grass* GO IZZY GO

Izzy: *struts up to someone and whips sour grass out of mouth* ye like me cows

Woman: 0_0

Izzy: *runs away*

Iron and I: *lAUGHS*

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Iron, Izzy, and I: *runs around in dark and throws balls at eachother*

Iron: eh this is getting boring

Izzy: ikr

Me: yeh

Iron: *gets on bike and rides around in circles* MY MOTORBIKE

Me: WTFFFF XD

Izzy: LOL

Iron: *gets off* your mom is coming soon ;~;

Me: THEN LETS DANCE IN THE STREET

Iron: YEY *leaps into street with Izzy and I* MY MOTORBIKE *dances around*

Izzy: ME MOTORBIKE *dances with*

Me: MOTORBIKES *dances and laughs*

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Everyone: MY MOTORBIKE *weird dancing*

Mom: *drives towards, sees, and laughs hysterically*