Iron and I: *playing minecraft*

Me: *screams as zombie kills my two adult wolves* NOOOOOOOO

Iron: HOW DARE HE

Me: PUPPY ARMY ATTACK! *five puppies murder zombie* THEY HAVE AVENGED THEIR PARENTS

Iron: R.I.P.

~a few minutes later~

Me: *watches as puppies kill cows* I feel so proud ;u;

Iron: lel