Mom: *Can you come here and feed Buddy?

Me: Sure. But first... *goes on phone and picks song*
*waits for a moment*
Hello *slides into kitchen*

Mom: oh god

Me: it's me

Sister: TURN IT OFFFFFF

Brother: *plays Minecraft on Xbox*

Me: *uses random spoon as microphone* I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

Mom: *snickers*

Me: to go over everything. They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing

Mom: I have strange children

Me: *keeps singing*

Older Brother: *walks into kitchen and grins*

Me and Older brother: SO HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIDE. I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIIIIIIMES

Mom: omfg

Sister: TURN IT OFF

Me and Older brother: *keeps singing dramatically*