Or anything that has it. 

Cause I come up with shit like this

. . . 

farm boy: @everyone help Raihan is out of control

Momlony: oh no.

raging waves: i'm not surprised

Prof: context please?

farm boy: so he was holding some flowers that I told him not to hold and now he's surrounded by pokemon and he's screaming that he's the pokemon master of flowers

i dont know whether I should be scared, amused or concerned

im honestly worried about what he'll do with this new found power he had.

please help

ever burning: oh god

Prof: that sounds oddly terrifying

champion: can I have a picture of what this looks like

i wanna see this

farm boy has sent image raihanisoutofcontrolhelp.png

ever burning: I

I'm even speechless

rock crusher: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

champion: h o w

that's... That's a lot of Pokemon

farm boy: i know

im just glad none of the pokemon on the farm joined the bunch, or else that'd be even worse

i dont want Fionna or any of my wooloo's to get hurt.

Momlony: FIONNA?!

Who's Fionna?!

farm boy: she's the farm Yamper, really nice ya'll should meet her

anyway can someone please stop Raihan he's scaring me

dragon prince: YOU CANNOT STOP MY POWER

I WILL R U L E OVER TURRFIELD WITH MY POKEMON AND FLOWER

galar karate: oh g o d. oh gee

stow on silent: if any gods are listening, please spare us from his wrath

farm boy: im going to cry

i hope you're happy

I just wanted to hangout with my friends and I have to deal with this

raging waves: aight i'm coming over

champion: i just wanted to go see Hop and Gloria since I just got out of the hospital, but I guess that will have to wait cuz i need to get this twat under control

dragon prince: uno reserve card twat

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dragon prince: @champion Oh? You're approaching me?

champion: I can't beat the shit out of you without coming closer

dragon prince: OHOHOHOH! Come as close as you like then! >:)

galar karate: aw shit, here we go again with these twats

Allister is literally praying to god that you two stop, please, stop.

raging waves: Milo is crying. please stop this madness Raihan @dragon prince

dragon prince: NEVER

stow on silent: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Gloria let out a sigh as she looked at the news, her lips pressing into a line. 'Dragon Master Raihan is in a showdown with the Unbeatable Champion Leon in Turrfield' Oh god, this isn't good, she thought, I wonder if Hop heard of this. She looked up from her phone to see Hop pacing back and forth- he was hanging out in her hotel room while they waited for Lee to show up, she was currently relaxing on her bed- and wasn't quite sure whether or not he heard or not.

"Hey Hop, you okay?" Hop stopped in his tracks turning around to face Gloria, and uneasy look on his face, he shook his head. "Nah, I think this whole Eternatus thing has been messing with my head mate, not to mention Lee might be flaking on us again," Hop said, eyes fluttering closed as he palmed his face.

Gloria looked away, a sheepish expression on her face. "I think I might know why he isn't showing up," Hop quirked an eyebrow, walking towards her bedside. She looked down at the article clicking on it and appearing on her screen in an instant. A dip in the bed next to her signaling that Hop was there, she handed the phone to him and he began to read it.

Dragon Master Raihan is in a showdown with the Unbeatable Champion Leon in Turrfield

The Unbeatable Champion of Galar(Leon) has faced a match against the Dragon master(Raihan) in the bountiful farmlands of Turrfield. However, how this started we are unsure of how, so we asked local Professor Sonia, and visiting Hulbury Gym Leader Nessa.

"Oh lord, I just hope no one gets hurt over this," Nessa(The Hulbury Gym Leader) says. When reached for comment, Nessa said that she was informed of this by Milo(The Turrfield Gym Leader) who was in a frantic state over this happening, which was why she came over to Turrfield in the first place.

We reached out to the professor on her comment on this situation."I hope to Zacian and Zamazenta that neither of them get hurt, but most importantly we solve this and don't end up destroying Turrfield in the process, it's such a beautiful place and doesn't deserve that especially the Geoglyph," Sonia(The Pokemon Professor) stated. We tried reaching out to the Gym Leader of Turrfield, Milo but got to reply.

Although no one is daring to get close enough to the scene, it seems the champion is winning the battle from outside view by both Rotom cameras and civilians of the town. Supposedly, cameras and civilians are reporting and picking hearings of Raihan shouting something along the lines of being the "Pokemon Master of Flowers", however, these claims have been adjourned until later notice.

We will be updating you all with information as this situation continues to grow.

She looked up from the article she was reading over Hop's shoulder only to see him gawking, a small chuckle escape her lips. "Not liking the fact that he's in a Pokemon battle aren't ya mate?" She asked Hop shook his head, his mind trying to wrap itself around the current situation. "Welp, let's just hope he doesn't exhaust himself enough that we can't have that Champion Cup battle soon enough."

Hop let out a sigh, handing Gloria her phone and sunk into the pillows, flinging his arm over his eyes. "Why do I have to have a brother that's an idiot?" Gloria shrugged and place her phone on the bedside table and sunk down in the pillows next to him.