A/N: / I make fun of Pokemon a little bit along with a ship.

Blue: *staring into Red's eyes*

Leaf: *opens a soda can*

Blue: We're having a moment.

Leaf: I'm having a cola

. . .

Blue: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Red: Burn the house down.

Blue: And what did you do?

Red: Made you dinner...

Blue:

Red:

Blue:

Red: And burnt the house down...

. . .

Blue: I have very high standards, I'd never date anyone clu-

Red climbs Mt. Silver:

Blue: I want them.

. . .

Red: I can fit the whole world in my hands.

Blue: No that's impossible.

Red: *Cups Blue's face*

Blue: *Blushes furiously* Get off me, I have a reputation.