An AU where their agents/spies. Inspired by this:

Zane: I'm an incredibly skilled agent of the secret organization Irene, who has singlehandedly defeated the Shadow Knights and recovered BOTH Aphmau and the Emerald-

Kawaii~Chan: Why is your hand stuck on the vending machine?

Zane: I paid for my Doritos. I'm getting my Doritos.

. . .

They all work at a secret organization called Irene, which is run by someone, I'm not exactly sure who yet. 

(Here are some more quotes from this AU.)

Garroth: I'm the kind of agent who thinks things through!

Zane, sighs: Remember that time when we were kids and you tried to eat a marshmallow that was still on fire?

Garroth: ...So?

. . .

Travis: When will the clown sightings start again? That was fun.

Zane: Keep flirting with Katelyn and then look in the mirror and they can start again today.

. . .

Travis: Anyway, Katelyn is out of town for the weekend, so I cut the sleeves off all my shirts.

Aphmau: ...Why would you do that?

Travis: She's like, 85% of my impulse control.

. . .

Aphmau: Um... Whatcha got there?

Ein, holding a forever potion and drink: A smoothie.

. . .

*During the Entrance Exam*

Zane: Why is the leader making this easier than it seemed like it was going to be?

Zane: I know! He must be trying to lure me into a false sense of security!

Zane: Joke's on him, I've never been secure in my life!

. . .

"Well, well, well- if it isn't the consequence of my actions." -Ein's last words before being obliterated by Aaron.

. . .

That's all I got for today.