Split Personality
So you're wondering about my split personality? Well it's something like this. I call my good side an angel personality. And for my evil side, demon personality
*Angel personality*
*Bumps into Lucius* oh my. I'm so sorry, I wasn't watching where I was going *picks him up*
Blues: It's ok, I was distracted
Marc: *is looking for his glasses*
Looking for this? *Gives him his glasses*
Marc: Oh! Thx! *Puts them back on*
Jr: *rolls around*
*Picks him up and puts him in his crib* Night Jr *gives him his teddy bear and pets him*
Jr: Meeeeep *falls asleep*
I made cookies and coffee for everyone! Hope you enjoy! *Warm smile*
Everyone: 'hes so kind'
*Demon Personality*
Hey Gheb!
Gheb: Yeah?
*Shanks him* Fuck you!
*Bumps in to Blues*
Watch where you're going!! *Punches his gut*
Blues: *holds his stomach and vomits*
*Sets a house on fire* Burn Mothafuckers!!
Gheb: My house! My parents!
*Hits him with a sledgehammer* shut up!
Jr: *rolls around*
*Puts him in his crib* night Jr *gives him his teddy bear*
Jr: *falls asleep*
What? Even demons can love pandas
You're all my minions! All of you will worship me!
Everyone: 'Hes so cruel'
(Yeah that's how it works for me)
Death out
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