
Russian Roulette
Welcome to Russian roulette!
Connor: Are we seriously doing this?
Me: Yes we are bro
MadHat: Oh boy! Let's have some fun!
Me: Ok I'm sure you all know about Russian roulette. So let's fucking play. Gheb you're first
Gheb: Why me?
Deadkill: Don't be a fucking p*ssy
Gheb: Fine! *Grabs the gun and aims at himself. He pulls the trigger and he shoots himself* Agh!!
MadHat: *bursts out laughing* bye bye Gheb! My turn! *Aims at himself, pulls the trigger and he shoots himself*
Connor: Holy shit!! Wait I thought there's supposed to be one bullet
Me: Pffft. That's for pansies. 5 bullets and one chamber is the real challenge. Your turn Connor
Connor: Oh boy... *Aims at himself, pulls the trigger, nothing happens* oh thank God
Deadkill: My turn! *Aims at himself and he shoots himself*
Connor: Jesus Christ man
Me: Alright. Only two of us left. My turn *aims at myself but the gun jams* Aw what? It's jammed? Lemme see *aims at Connor and shoots him* nvm it works
Connor: Agh! *Holds his bleeding chest* why?! *Dies*
Me: Because I'm Death Maniac...*stares at the dead bodies* welp I guess I win *looks at the audience* remember kids. Don't do Russian roulette. If you do. Then what the fuck did I just say? Anyways, ciao!
Death out
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