-Death is in Burundi, people keep telling to beware of Gustave-

Who the fuck is Gustave anyway?

-he approaches a swamp and sees someone standing there in fear- wonder what he's so afraid of?

-he notices a giant crocodile eating what looks like the remains of a child- oh.....well damn

-The crocodile sees Death and hisses at him-

Oh, being hostile are we? Well HIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS to you

-The crocodile gets pissed and charges towards him-

Ah shit -grabs the random person and throws him at the croc-

Person: NOOOOOO *gets eaten by  the croc*

Kehehe. Sucks to be you pal

-the crocodile finishes eating the person and stares at me-

I guess you're the Gustave everybody was talking about. We share the same bloodlust to murder. Interesting

Gustave: *hisses*

How about we be good friends? *Holds out hand*

-Gustave eats Deaths hand-

Kehehe *psychotic grin* good

(Gustave is a real crocodile whose killed 300 people)

Death out