For example, if I made an Aphmau.

Because it'd be the most stupid thing in the world with me just making bad jokes, cowboy jokes, thicc jokes, and memes. I say this while I want to make the book like the idiot I am.

For example, this would be the content:

useless zane:

GAYS

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Useful Garroth:

spill the tea bro

and I'm not gay

Decent Vylad:

"sure" you are

what happened

what'd I miss?

Useful Garroth:

a lot

useless zane:

not now!

well I was just on a date with Kawaii~Chan we were at the park and hanging out and stuff

Useful Garroth: 

go on

useless zane: 

well just when I thought the date was over something happened

Decent Vylad:

I think I know where this is going

Useful Garroth:

where is it going?

useless zane:

and guess what-

Useful Garroth: 

what?

Vylad Decent:

don't tell me she-

useless zane:

she got on one knee

Useful Garroth:

where is this going?

useless zane:

and she proposed to me

Useful Garroth:

HOLY IRENE

HJHJKGUYHGJ

I JUST GOT MY BOYFRIEND TO-

Decent Vylad:

Did you say yes?!

useless zane:

duh!

BUT HAHA-

I GOT MARRIED BEFORE YOU GARROTH

Useful Garroth:

curse you and my ability to not ask Laurence out later

Decent Vylad:

Can we see the ring?!

useless zane:

sure

here it is

here's the ring in all it's glory

Decent Vylad:

...

Useful Garroth:

...

Decent Vylad:

excuse my language but THAT'S A FUCKING RING POP

SHE PROPOSED TO YOU WITH A FUCKING RING POP

I MUST MEET THIS GIRL AND SHAKE HER HAND AND WISH HER CONGRATULATIONS ON HER MARRIAGE CAUSE SHE DESERVES THIS

HOLY FUCK-

Useful Garroth:

I'm with Vylad on this one

so this is the ring your sticking with?

useless zane:

nah 

we're getting a different ring later

Decent Vylad:

I can't wait till mom and dad hear about this

useless zane:

gotta go tell Aph about this

Useful Garroth: 

shouldn't have Kawaii~Chan already told her already?

useless zane: 

she left that for me as her best friend it's my duty to do it

ttyl

Decent Vylad:

I really wish I could have seen all of this playout.

Useful Garroth:

same

. . .

love how I now wanna now make this-

If I ever do I might continue this