(everyone is standing around the table, staring at the broken coffee maker)

me: so...who broke it?

everyone else: *looks around nervously and stare at the coffee maker*

me: im not mad, i just wanna know who broke it

frisk: *deeply inhales* i did...i bro-

me: no...no you didnt. toby?

toby: dont look at me...look at ben

ben: WHAT? i didnt break it

toby: huh..thats weird, how'd you even know it was broken?

ben: cuz its sitting right in front of us and its BROKEN

toby: suspicious...

ben: no, its not...

jeff: i-if it even matters, probably not...but jane was the last one to use it

jane: LIAR! i dont even drink that crap!

jeff: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

jane: i used the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that jeff!

frisk: ok! lets not fight, i broke it, let me pay for it boon!

me: no!...who broke it?

dark link: boon... EJ has been awfully quiet

EJ: *T R I G G E R E D* REALLY

dark link: oh my god...

(everyone starts arguing)

me: i broke it...i burned my hand so i punched it. i bet 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each others throats with War Paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick *looks at them*

everyone else: *still arguing*

me: good. it was getting a little chummy around here

(kitchen burst into flames)