me: *burst through the door* OI MAI GAWD! I SAW THE BEST THING AT SCHOOL TODAY!!!!

everyone: 0-o what was it? what did you see?

me: A FIGHT!!!!

everyone: *le gasps*

Smash: WHO GOT KO'd!?

me: THIS GIRL NAMED ZIANNAH!!!

everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!

Jane T.K: WAS WEAVE PULLED!? I NEEDS TEH KNOW!!

me: YES! IT WAS FLYIN THROUGH DA AIR!!!!

Jane T.K: OOOOOHH SHIT!!

me: XDD

Purple guy: how many people were fighting and how many people watched and recorded the fight?????

me: it was 5 against 1, 2 girls, 1 boy, there were other people but i didnt see them. THERE WAS A SEA OF FUCKING CHILDREN and as far as i know, one person recorded it and he was the first to get the video

Purple guy: DAAAMMMNNNNN

me: me and my friends already made it on the bus and we didnt have to walk through dat mess

BENDrowned: XDD

Principle: WaS tHeRe rUnNiNg!?

me: YUP!

principle: NO RUNNING IN T-

me: it happened outside!!

principle: okay :D but still NO RUNNING

me: *ignores* 10 FREAKING TEACHERS HAD TO STOP THE FIGHT!!

everyone: *le triggered* 

me: IT. WAS. AWESOME!!!