ben: boon! come here!

me: *runs in the living room* what!?

ben: boon!

me: what b-

ben: do something cute~!

me: wait- what?

ben: do something cute! videos of cats doing cute things are popular, im already recording so hurry up!

me: nope, not happening

ben: what was that?

me: ben, i-

ben: *death glares*

(everyone else runs in the room)

me: *insanely cute* nyah~!

everyone else: awww

ben: YESH! look at those likes!

me: 0w0