Grandma: Hey, look at this video!! //pulls up a video titled 'First footage of the solar eclipse'//

Me: //instantly intrigued// Oh sweet!

Grandma: //plays the video//

Video: //shows a light then a ball sack slowly coming down to cover it//

Me: //screams// WTF GRANDMA!!

Grandma: //laughs at my reaction//

Me: I SWEAR IF THE ECLIPSE IS A PAIR OF BALLS IN THE SKY MY LIFE WILL BE RUINED FOREVER