Me: //cracked, high pitched voice// ZOOOHMMYYGOOOOOD HE'S BACK WOOH

Lucia: Who?

Me: My friend!!! //stops and looks at her// He's not my boyfriend, and he can be yours. (She used to call one of my other friends her boyfriend)

Lucia: //processing// ...If he doesn't look bad, he can be my boyfriend.

Me: -_- wtf don't date like Hailey