Hailey: Uh, it's LGBT..

Me: No, it's LGBTT

Hailey: ..What's the other T stand for?

Me: Triggered.

Hailey: Wha-

Me: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME JUST BECAUSE I LIKE WOMEN?!

Hailey: I didn't even say anyth-

Me: DON'T TALK TO ME, YOU RULER

Hailey: What even does THAT mean?!