Of your body wanting to simultaneously throw up on itself and crap its pants at the same time?

Then give up and let you die, leaving you to lay limp in a puddle of vomit and feces?

Stupid temptation to eat that cookie dough...

It was a package of powder, that would supposedly turn into cookie dough when mixed with... what was it.. butter and an egg?

And to think I hadn't let common sense talk me out of it when Dezeray told me that there was no beater, so we had to hand mix it into a strange, sweaty looking mass.

Even then I could see a translucent string of egg (not the yolk, the other part) between 2 blobs of poorly combined ingredients.

Yet, I still ate a little.

I usually make homemade cookies at home, but I was at Dezeray's, and the crappie dough bag was already on hand.

Damn it.. sorta lost my train of thought there..

But yeah.

As you've all probably been told countless times:

Don't eat (too much of) raw cookie dough. (Especially the store crap like that)

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'll take me leave to the bathroom.

//slowly shuffles away, miserably slouching and holding stomach as face loses color//