SSAM

With two ss's.

or that's three.

is it weird that i have more male readers on Thank God For Girls than any of my other stories?

does that qualify as irony?

why is the word irony?

i'm iron deficient.

iron pills are gross. never chew them.

the word is anemia, right?

it sounds like anemone

is that how you spell that?

oh, let me google correct it...

Bjork is cool

and really freaking weird

i'm writing about awkward family dinners ^^

that's fun right?

do you like Panic! At The Disco?

I like Panic! At The Disco.

haven't you people ever heard of

i'm too lazy to finish that sentence

but not too lazy to explain why i didn't finish that sentence

remember that scene from alvin and the chimpmunks where he's taking a shower in the dishwasher?

that was funny, wasn't it?

hey, that's a line from and eminem song

THAT WAS FUNNY, WASN'T IT?

then he like kills the girl

yeah, what's it called

kim

i had a teacher named ms. kim

she didn't wear makeup

probably saves a lot of money

i have money now, but i don't know what to do with it

last year, i was like i need tha money!!

but now that i have it i'm like . . . ok

i should use capitalization

or grammar

i know how to english

yo hablo much spanglish

i haven't seen that movie

but i speak the language

hay muchos potatos en la shopping bag.

get it?

hey look i'm using punctuation again

no i'm not

but i'm using the apostraphe

that word is annoying

im not even going to correct it

now im not using apostrophes

cuz they're annoying

i'll stop wasting your time now.