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I have found my fourth grade poetry notebook! O.O

Enjoy :)

Uses

What is the use to give a thankless please?

Or what is the use to feel a powerless breeze?

What is the use of a peaceful war?

Or what is the use to help the rich but poor?

Isn't it more useful to give a thankful please?

Isn't it more joyful to feel a powerful breeze

Don't you get more done if you fight a restless war?

And would it not be more helpful to help the truly poor?

But why why why

Well here is why:

Just think

Can it rain by a cloudless sky?

It's sad, because I really haven't improved much...

Lovesick (a limerick)

There was a boy who was bad at math

But he wanted to marry that

So we made him a wedding

And at that he was sweating

So he ran off and got fat

Don't ask...

A Better Way to Live

If the world would notice

(not that they would)

If the world could notice

(But I don't think they could)

If the world noticed

A better way to live

Lived right under their nose

Which lives under their eyes

That lives level with their brains

If a better way to live shines bravely and bright

Right under their eyes

In the beauty of the night

In the new morning light

Why don't we take it

And make life more right?

From when I thought I knew everything >.>

Ooh the next one is my parody of The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe *evil smirk*

The Raisin [By Edgar Allan Shmoe]

Once upon a midnight snack

While I pondered in my shack

O'er many a box of stale froot loops

From the grocery store

While I ate them nearly welching

Suddenly there came a squelching

As of someone loudly belching

Belching at my chamber door

'Tis some fruit of veggie,' I muttered

'Belching at my chamber door,

Only this and nothing more.'

As distinctly as I stitch it

It was in the cold dark kitchen

As each stale uneaten froot loop

Hitched its ride down to the floor

Eagerly I searched the fridge

But in food there was not a smidge

So other foods could not repair the bridge

Broken by the stale froot loop

Broken by the colorful, fruity cereal

That the strange tucan named Froot Loops

Inedible here, forever more.

And the impish and imperial

Dropping of each colored cereal

Filled me, thrilled me with hunger

Never felt before

And now to stop the rumbling of my stomach I stood repeating,

'Tis some fruit of veggie entreating entrance at my kitchen door,

Some rotten fruit or veggie entreating entrance at my kitchen door!

Only this, and nothing more."

Presently the squelch grew louder

And no longer did I cower

'Fruit!' I said, 'Or veggie! Truly your forgiveness I implore,

For the fact is I was eating

And so gently you're entreating--

I was scare sure that I heard you!'

Here I opened wide the door

Darkness there and nothing more.

I never finished it...But I think It's pretty funny :P

Untitled

Black as night

Bright as day

Loud as thunder

Sweet as may

Soft as silk

Spoiled as milk

Hard as wood

Strong as she could

She lives.

Meh.

Candy

Candy.

This is not about candy.

Candy is just another example

Of good things gone bad

For candy's a delicious treat

But you'd think different

If you meet

The candyman

X-RAY ALL YOUR CANDY YOU'LL NEVER BE TOO SAAAAAAAAAFE

Walking

Running makes sense when you're being chased.

Hopping makes sense when you're a piece of popcorn.

Skipping makes sense when you're a little girl.

Walking makes sense when you're going somewhere

Deep.

Grow

Carrots grow, potatoes grow, cabbage grows

In the ground

Fruit grows, trees grow, grapes grow

Without a sound

Apples grew, peaches grew, plums grew

On a tree

You grew, she grew, I grew

Into me.

Do plums even grow on trees...?

Okay that's all ^^ hehe I was weird....still am. Okay, hasta la vista!