Today I participated in this event called Wreaths Across America. I was there with ROTC and I helped hand out pamphlets for the event. While we were handing out the pamphlets, this woman came walking over to us. We greeted her nicely and she began to talk with us. Soon, she began to talk about her husband. 

 "Ever since my husband passed, I've had a new husband. His name is Bill. Have you ever met Bill?" She asked us. We shook our heads. "He's also known as House Bill, Water Bill, Electric Bill..." 

 I swear if I could, I would have been rolling on the ground laughing. And  I was the only one laughing... 

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hahaha.