I was riding with my dad and he works at Über, which is like a taxi but with your own car. So, my dad got a request to be pick up some guys and he drove over to their location. The moment they sat in the car, even if you've never smelled it before, you could smell alcohol. Great. So, we were driving around Myrtle Beach (which was where this was at) and we drove past a Captain Hook golf course. Then the drunk conversation started.
"Hey, that guy looks like he needs help. There's an alligator under him."
"Yeah..."
"We should probably go help him!"
"I don't think we can do that..."
"Do you think he has a cellphone on him? He should call the police on him..."
"I'm sure the police have better things to be doing..."
"I just don't want him to get hurt...he should call authorities..."

It continued but I forgot the rest XD