Help! I'm bored! And dying! Is there a doctor in the room?

Random guy: IM A DOCTOR!

Markiplier: *pushes Doctor away* SHUT UP NURSE! I'M THE DOCTOR AND I KNOW WHAT'S BEST! *grabs my arm* Come on! The best solution is watching YouTube!

Me: But I'm in a car shop waiting with no headphones...

Markiplier: ...
Random Doctor: ...
Me: ...
Random Doctor: ...you monster...
Markiplier: SCREW THEM JUST WATCH MY VIDEOS!
Me: Okay :3 *takes out phone*

1 minute later...

Markiplier: I'm sorry Ms.Cookie...it was too late...she didn't press play fast enough...