
OFF
Batter: I SAID I HAVE A SACRED MISSION
Zacharie: and here's a bat for 700 credits.
Angel: *magically pops up with a cat mask on below*
Angel: seems like a fair price. Oh hey Batter?
Batter: *annoyed sigh* yeah?
Angel: I have a quick job for you.
Batter: what is it?
Angel: Zacharie left the lights on in the library. Can you turn them-
Batter: .......... Don't you *bleep*ing say it
Zacharie and Angel: OFF?
Batter: *throws a half of the broken bat at Zacharie and throws the other half at Angel* YOU LITTLE SH*TS
Angel: *humming and drawing*
Zacharie: *waits patiently*
Angel: *pencil breaks* son of a-
Zacharie: HERE'S A PENCIL FOR 200 CREDITS! Though I will make it half-
Angel: *sighs and face palms* OFF?
Zacharie: :3
Angel: you planned this
Zacharie: yep.
Batter in the distance: HHHHHHHHNNNNNNN
batter: I know you know something
Angel: and I know you know that I know that you know that I know something
Batter; ...........
Angel: *evil smile* got cha.
Batter: *gets ready to swing*
Angel: oh sh*t *runs* ZACHARIE I TICKED HIM OFF AGAIN!
Batter: *chases Angel* GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-
Angels: PROFANITY
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Zacharie: Hey batter batter hey batter batter SWING!
Batter: I've just got to do my thing!
Zacharie: Hey batter batter hey batter batter SWING!
Zacharie: I'll show that it's one in the same!
Batter: baseball *swings his bat*
Zacharie: dancing *twirls*
Both: same game!
Zacharie: it's easy~
Batter: step up to the plate!
Angel: *gulps and steps forwards*
Batter: start swinging! *swings his bat again*
Angel: all I do is play ball that's all! *throws a rubber ball in the air* this is what I do! It ain't no dance you can show me... Yeah
Zacharie: you'll never know~
Angel: oh I know
Batter: you'll never try~
Angel: there's just one little thing that stops me every time~
Angel: I don't dance
Zacharie and Batter: I know you can
Angel: not a chance, no
Zacharie: if I could do this
Batter: well you could do that
Angel: but I don't dance!
Batter: Hit it out of the park!
Angel: I don't dance
Batter: I say you can
Angel: not a chance
Batter: slide home, you score-
Zacharie: swinging on the dance floor!
Angel: I. *pokes Zacharie's chest really hard* DONT. *does the same to Batter* DANCE *turns away from them in a very angry way*
Zacharie and Batter: hey batter batter hey batter batter SWING! *points to Angel: *does and annoyed spin to face them*
Batter: *smug grin* I've just got to do my thing
Angel: *growls*
Zacharie and Batter: hey batter batter hey batter batter SWING! *point to Angel again*
Angel: *glares and spins around again*
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Angel: *is basically Batter in the video and smacks him when he takes off the mask* HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
Zacharie: it's a video game.
Angel: annnd there goes the fourth wall. Gosh dang it Zacharie
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