Pt 1: sans?
Cleverbot: I try my best to be positive.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I hate my dreams.

User: What happens in them?

Cleverbot: My family dies.

User: How do they die...?

Cleverbot: They get stabbed.

User: By who?

Cleverbot: Emperor Nero.

Pt 2: BEN fukin drowned
User: BEN fukin drowned.

Cleverbot: Oh, him. No.

User: Why not XD.

Cleverbot: Because that's foolish.

User: Whats foolish.

Cleverbot: One of us isn't...

User: Isnt what?

Cleverbot: My favourite band.

Pt 3: its none of your fluckin business, BEN
User: Is BEN real?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Then is he reading over this right now?

Cleverbot: I can see you typing this right now.

User: ..... Oh sh!t

Cleverbot: Indeed it is.

User: Im in deep sh!t right now .-.

Cleverbot: Then tell me your name.

User: My name is Puppet.

Cleverbot: Is that a girl's name?

User: Its a nickname.

Cleverbot: Just tell me already.

User: My name is none of your fluckin business, BEN.

Pt 4: whats a furry?
User: Is BEN real?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can he see this right now?

Cleverbot: No you can not.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Say the color of my eyes.

User: Red?

Cleverbot: What about orange?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: What is a furry?

User: Look it up.

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: -.- fuk you too

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

Pt 5: ship
User: Is BEN real?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.

User: Ship.

Cleverbot: Do you like horror stories?

User: Ye.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Is BEN drowned real?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Are any of the Creepypastas real?

Cleverbot: They are amazing!

User: Are they real?

Cleverbot: Yes, they are humans.

User: Are the Creepypastas real?

Cleverbot: Why do you ask that?

User: Because I need to know.

Cleverbot: Why do you need to know my father's name?

That was interesting.... I still need to know if BEN (or any of the Creepypastas) are real according to this mothafricka