Me in language arts having to write 8 sentences and label the parts of speech I used: (I legit used this sentence)
"Whoops!" Angel said as she knocked the poor glass over, "I didn't do it!" Her brother yelled.

Dj when I told him: *facepalms*
Chara when I told her: *gives thumbs up*

Girl on tv: HEY YOU CANT TREAT AN ACTOR LIKE THAT! WHO DO YOU THINK HE IS, A WRITER?!
Me: .............. *takes huge offense to that* Ouch *puts hand to heart*