Periods.

Worst thing ever for girls. Cramps mood swings, the munchies.

Boys are just liks, "Are you on your period?  Is it that time of the month?" That girl will rip you limb from limb from limb if you say that. Basically, she'll become an orc. They complain about it, but as Maghan says, "Do you birth a child out of your vagina? Noooooo. Sit down you have no opinion on this."

I have choir and we wear black pants or skirts. Lemme tell you, blood may not be seen, but when under lights....

KILL ME NOW!!!Wait, not yet.

*has LotR/TH marathon*

Now you can kill me! Did I forget to say that this was a female only update? Oops.

So, I got this out of inspiration from TarwaRedwood's chapter. Girls if you are tired of PMS, post this in your random books if you have one.