Facebook: Picture of donuts labeled Like

Google+: Amazing fricking donuts

Twitter: #Donuts and a picture of a picture of a donut

Instagram: #Donuts and a picture of a donut

Tumblr: The meaning of donuts plus comments and a Gif from the Supernatural fandom about donuts

This is it. This is what our society has come to. Donuts.

Tumblr: *raises hand*

Yes?

Tumblr: Is mayonnaise, a gender?

Facebook: No Tumblr, mayonnaise isn't a gender.

Tumblr: ......

Tumblr: *raises hand*

Facebook: Horse radish isn't a gender either.

It's not?! MY LIFE IS A LIIIIIEEEEE!!!