There are no words to describe how angry I am right now. I had the entire chapter written, AND I DELETED IT!!! I WAFFLEING DELETED THE ENTIRE CHAPTER!! I MADE THIS ONE LONG AND I WENT AND TACOING DELETED IT!! Well now that my rage is over you may read the chat I had with my brothers girlfriend. :3

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*Teri shared a photo*

Me: ITZ NOT LETTING ME SHARE IT!! *Throws car through wall*

Teri: Ha ha!

*Looks at car in wall*

Me: Oops. He he.

*Makes random door appear*

Oh, Middle-Earth!

*To Thorin and company*

Hey wait up!

*Random door disappears*

~Meanwhile in Middle-Earth~

Me: *Riding Shadowfax while talking to Fili and Kili*

Gandalf: *Wondering how I'm riding Shadowfax*

~*~

Teri: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah

Teri: Ok

Me: You know that's me on a normal basis right.

Teri: No

Me: Well you do now. I'm hungryyy. I need some- SAMWISE GAMGEE YOU GIVE ME THOSE CHIPS NOW!!! *Tackles him* Mine!

Teri: Lol

Me: *Happily munching on chips*

Sam: *Groaning* Really, again?

Teri: O_O

Me: What

Teri: Nothing

Me: *Narrows eyes suspiciously*

Teri: :)

Me: Did you like the picture from earlier?

Teri: Yes

Me: I showed you it yesterday.

Teri: I wasn't at your house yesterday.

Me: YOU MEAN WHAT I KNOW AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME NO HOW!!

Teri: What

Me: -_-

Teri: So how are you?

Me: Annoying my sister when she tries to sing, explaining to Gandalf that where I come from that the time where I am is only a book, and that right now I'm talking to you. Other than that I'm good.

Teri: Nice

Me: Now Gandalf and everyone are wondering what my phone is, what it does, etc.

Teri: Okay?

Kili: H;#80 eoabxoa

Teri: .....

Me: Kili took my phone.

Teri: Ok

Me: Gimme a minute, Bomber took my Ramen.

Teri: Mk

Me: Mmm Ramen....

Teri: Having fun?

Me: Where? Here or on Earth?

Teri: There

Me: Ummm....

Teri: ????

Me: There Earth or there Middle-Earth?

Teri: OMG

Me: What

Teri: Sorry my laptop is making me mad.

Me: Okay then. Gotta go! Fili and Kili just arrived yelling about Bilbo getting captured by trolls. And since I know what comes next I gotta go find Gandalf. C' Ya! I'll text ya when I get to Rivindell.

Teri: Ok

~Later~

Me: F*** THIS!! IT'S ALMOST DAWN AND I CAN'T FIND HIM ANY- Oh there he is. Of course he's near Rivindell.... -_-

Teri: Okay, I'm going back to sleep.

~12 hours later~

Me: Rivindell is beautiful. I've explored every inch! The gardens, he library, that one place where the Counsel will take place in Lord of the Rings, the place where the High Counsel meets later, the room that has the shards of Narsil, the fountains (after they bathed), and my favorite, the waterfalls!

Teri: Nice. I can see u are all having fun.

Me: Yeah. Bofur just threw a sausage at Bombur (who caught it) and his chair broke! I get such a laugh outta these dwarves!

Teri: Sounds nice.

Me: Thorin said we have to leave soon... :(  But I did get some pretty nice swords. I got twin swords that I named Dess and Tarwa, and a regular sword that I named Shadow.

Teri: Oh ok.

Me: Wanna know what I would say if I met an orc and was fighting it?

Teri: What would you say?

Me: HEY UGLY! WHAT DIED UP YOUR A$$!

Teri: Lol

Me: Ikr!

Teri: Gotta go. My phone is dying.

Me: Yeah me too. Next stop, Goblin Town!

~Timeskip~

Me: I had to hide my phone in my bra while the goblins searched us. MY POTATOING BRA!! Although riding the eagles if fun. Wait, I forgot to get Thorin's shield... -_-

Teri: Wait what the hell u mean riding?

Me: Dude, we just escaped Azog and now the Great eagles are carrying us to the Carrock.

Teri: What? I'm confused.

Me: You really need to watch the first movie of The Hobbit.

Teri: I have.

Me: We're landing. I'll talk to you when we arrive a t Beorns.

Teri: Ugh ok.

Me: What?

Teri: Nothin I'm just mad

Me: Okaayy....

Teri: I'll just talk to you later

~Timeskip full of running~

Teri: Hey

Teri: Hey

*Teri sent a sticker*

*Teri sent a sticker*

Me: DO YOU MIND!! I'M RUNNING FROM AN ORC PACK RIGHT NOW!! I TOLD YOU I'LL TEXT YOU WHEN WE GET TO BEORNS!!

Teri: Ok holy sh!t!

Me: WHAT?

Teri: Nothing

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This is as far as we got. I edited it a little and it's long. Hope you enjoyed!!

-Maci