I got my Wild Dess today! I'm so happy! Although I think she ate my candy cane on the table earlier... Anywho!

*pats Dess*

*Dess runs into newly built fort*

I had to buy a few more blankets and pillows. My Dess seems to like building forts with the chairs, pillows and a blanket on top. Is that normal? It didn't say in the instruction manual. But hey, this fort is huge! I think it's bigger on the inside...

I mean seriously. This was 4 feet by 4 feet, and now it's just this huge room inside. Can a Dess change dimensions?

*sudden splash*

Great now she's in the pool.

*darts into fort*

What the hell? But... what? How?

*comes back out soaking wet*

The pool is in the library. You know what? I'm not even going to ask.

*plays Carry on my Wayward Son*

*Dess comes running out and sings along*

I got this.