150!!
Hello everybody! Today I have posted 150 chapter in this book! Whoo! Now, what's going to happen you may ask? The greatest chat ever is gonna happen!!
*trumpet horns sound*
To battle!
*charges down hill into fandoms*
*trips and falls into Chat Abyss*
Ow. Now, where are we?
Voice: Why, in the Chat Abyss of course. Why do you ask?
I need to get into Fandom.
*watches as chats fly by*
Voice: Oh. Happens all the time. Take the stairs to the left and follow them till you find the escalator. You'll find yourself in Fogotten OC's. Take horseback three miles North and you have arrived.
Um. Right. Couldn't I just take the portal?
*points at portal to Fandom*
Voice: That works too.
*climbs through portal into Fandom*
Finally!
*watches as all Fandoms go bye*
The Fandom Station.
Intercom: Lord of the Rings now bording.
Hmm. Nope. I need...
*looks around*
Crossover!
*skips over to ticket person*
Hey Dess! How's it goin?
Dess: I'm in charge of Crossover tickets for the next 5 minutes.
Well, at least you aren't monitoring those kinds of books.
Dess: Ew.
*looks at watch*
Your shift is almost over. You coming with me for a crossover?
Dess: Oh my Misha, yes! I've been wanting to go for some time!
Great! Let's go!
*3 fandom crossovers, 1 Supernatural fan scream and a potato named Strax later....*
Dess: What is wrong with the Doctor Who fandom?
Moffat. Steven Moffat.
Dess: Who?
- Doctor! Er - um. He's the writer for Doctor Who and Sherlock.
Dess: Oh. You mean the one person those fandoms despise?
Oh yes.
Dess: Well, he can't be that bad.
Do you know how long Sherlock has been on hiatus?
Dess: I'm sure he has his reasons...
He is the definition of troller.
Dess: Oh dear.
Yep.
*walks into Café Court*
Afghanistan or Iraq?
Dess: What?
Nothing. You've got around 10 main restaurants here. How did you not know that? You've worked in this place for how long?
Dess: I spend my time in Rivindell and with my dragons.
..... Fair enough. We've got Reichenbach, not the best but it's from the Sherlock fandom. Hunters Heaven obviously the SPN Family. Rue's Revenge, Hunger Games.
Dess: Any others?
Gallifreyan Bad Wolf. It's kina self-explanatory.
Dess: Yeah I got that. But, Bad Wolf? I don't get it.
*has a small mental breakdown*
*after two plates of chips (fries), a couple drinks and one Lembas*
Dess: That was good.
It was, wasn't it? Where to next?
Pippin: The Shire!
Dess: Hi Pippin!
Pippin: Hello!
Merry: Let's head to the Shire!
Dess: *watches as Fae flies over us* I didn't know you could do that.
Yeah there's a customization place back there...
*points behind Dess and watches Fae in awe*
Dess: *leaves* *comes back wearing Middle-Earth clothes*
*Harmony_Owl/Fae lands next to us*
*Merry and Pippin run up and hug her*
Tarwa: And why don't I get a hug?
Pippin: *gasp* Tarwa!! *hugs her*
*looks all around*
Wow.
Dess: What?
Nothing it's just.
Fae: What?
It's the old gang back together again from the old days. Merry, Pippin. Dess, Tarwa and Harmony. Never thought I'd see the day were all back together again.
Dess: Mi - *gets cut off*
Loki: Too much sentiment for me.
*glances at Fae*
GET THE HELMET!!
Loki: *runs*
*runs off with Harmony whilst we try to get the helmet*
Dess: Been a while since that's happened. Well, *turns to Tarwa* would-eth thou accompany thy self to the middle-est of the earth's?
Tarwa: Thy shalt accompany thou. *takes arm*
Tarwa and Dess: *skip off humming Wizard of Oz despite them going to Middle-Earth*
Merry: *turns to Pippin* Why were they talking like that?
Pippin: The world may never know.
*across universes*
THAT'S MY LINE!!
Tootsie Pop commercial: Nope! Mine!
Tarwa: No Tootsie Pop!
Captain America: *standing to the side like the awkward virgin he is*
Tony: Ha! She called you a virgin!
Steve: Shut the Hell up!
Tony: Language!
Steve: *sighs*
Director Fury: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Hawkeye: *watching amused as everything happens*
*3 universes and a rainbow away*
Harmony: *sitting atop cookie pile munching happily*
Hey.
Harmomy: Hmm?
Will we ever know why Clint voluntarily dumped pink paint on himself?
Harmony: Probably not.
*picks up Loki's helmet*
After all this time...
Loki: Always!
Fae: SHUT UP!!
*chucks helmet at Loki*
Loki: *catches it* Ahah! I have it again!
Oh yeah well guess what?
Loki: Yes, puny mortal?
Fae: I have a duplicate.
Loki: Not again.
Tenth Doctor: Oh yes!
Go love Rose!
Doctor: W - what? I - I don't love - Hello Rose!
Rose: Hi Doctor!
I was just telling the Doctor here that -
Doctor: We were just leaving! *hurriedly rushes into TARDIS pulling Rose along*
You know, he'll never actually tell her.
Harmony: Tell her what?
That he loves her. He'll never get the chance.
Harmony: That's so sad.
It is, isn't it. Well! This has been one interesting chat full of memories! I hope you all enjoyed and check out all these amazing people mentioned in the chat!
Harmony: But not the TV characters, cause you can't meet them.
Tarwa: Be sure to comment because this girl loves them!
Loki: Oh I'm not saying anything.
Sam Winchester: Minecraftian would like to thank each and every single one of you for being amazing.
Dean: And she would meet you in real life if she could.
Castiel: I don't understand what I'm doing here.
The Doctor: It's been a fun time being here this long,
Rose: And the chats were absolutely the best.
Sherlock: What is the point of this, John?
John: I, actually, don't know.
Notice how that went SuperWhoLock...
Merry: Oh we're just saying what the author would normally say.
Pippin: Like her regular basis of breaking the fourth wall!
Psh! Whaaaaat? What fourth wall? I have no idea what you're talking about...
Jack Sparrow: She would however like to apologize for not updating this so long ago. Savvy.
Dess: Be safe around trains. A message from Metro. *looks around* What? There want anything else to say!
*humming softly*
Catch fire, to your hair,
Dess: Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Fae: Eat Medicine, that's out of date,
Tarwa: Use your private parts as piranha bait.
Everyone: Dumb ways to die! So many four ways to die. Dumb ways to die-i-i-ie.....
Dean: I can't believe we just did that...
*the universe tries not to implode with all the characters here in one chat*
Fandoms. The final mystery. These are the feels of the fangirls of TV. Our continuing mission, to explore strange new shows. To seek out other fandoms and new OTPs. To boldly create what no one has created before!
Captain Kerk: Full speed ahead Mr. Scott. And, hurry.
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