So I found this thing

And it generates what your next tumblr post should be about

Here are some examples:

I didn't know it was illegal to buy perfume that smells like birds

People always used to tell me that I sey goals that would be too hard for me to archieve. However, I have finally found my true calling: be sad and desire peperony and cheese

I love my cat even though she smells like pee and I know she doesn't try to ban elf criminals

It's 2015 and ppl still release bones

Yeah sure we have bath bombs that sparkle. Bath bombs that change color. We even have ones that have suprises inside. But when will they make a bath bomb that can trash on the floow and yell about bronies

Imagine your otp preparing to regret chaotic geese

(Sighing wistfully) It's time to growl at greensludge

*sees another human being* Try to ban chaos

I long for the day when I can finally fight and win against stuff

The DEATH MOON HELL RITUAL will begin after we celebrate America

(Sighing sadly) I draw hamburgers

This is a warning: Do not pretend to care about the spider farm

When people try to hit on me I try to shake them off by talking about how I declare war against friends

I'll take a potato chip... and popularise  horses

*sees another human being* Eat the swamp?

Okayyy I think that's enough for today