
Murder
Catching title, don't ya think?
Ash: What's it called when you murder your friend?
Ash: Homiecide.
Paul: Murder.
Ash: Homiecide.
Drew: (watching the news) Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Gary, covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.
May: I'm having a problem with this person.
Misty: Kill them.
May: No.
Misty: I'll kill them for you.
May: No!!
Paul: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.
Gary: Water is not wet.
Paul: How the fuck is water not wet it's WATER-
Paul: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.
Drew: Violets are blue.
Paul: Violets are not blue VIOLETS ARE FUCKING VIOLET-
Paul: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.
Ash: The earth is flat.
Paul: NO THE EARTH IS NOT FUCKING FLAT WHAT THE FUCK-
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