Chào các bạn! Vì nhiều lý do từ nay Truyen2U chính thức đổi tên là Truyen247.Pro. Mong các bạn tiếp tục ủng hộ truy cập tên miền mới này nhé! Mãi yêu... ♥

Murder

Catching title, don't ya think?




Ash: What's it called when you murder your friend?

Ash: Homiecide.

Paul: Murder.

Ash: Homiecide.


Drew: (watching the news) Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Gary, covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.



May: I'm having a problem with this person.

Misty: Kill them.

May: No.

Misty: I'll kill them for you.

May: No!!


Paul: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Gary: Water is not wet.

Paul: How the fuck is water not wet it's WATER-



Paul: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Drew: Violets are blue.

Paul: Violets are not blue VIOLETS ARE FUCKING VIOLET-



Paul: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Ash: The earth is flat.

Paul: NO THE EARTH IS NOT FUCKING FLAT WHAT THE FUCK-


Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: Truyen247.Pro