Soooo I saw someone doing this before

Making a dating profile

But letting google autocomplete (?) answer

So I wanted to try :3

My name is Jeff

My age in days

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

I was born in a system

I am looking for someone to change my life, who enjoys being alone and has given us the ministry of reconciliation

I enjoy looking at beautiful people, I like to move it and I like to party

I am looking for a person who is not satisfied with anything, who can say where the road goes and who can forget dear rat boy

Oof

That's gonna be a hard one

Because who can forget dear rat boy?

No seriously, wtf? Who is dear rat boy??

What???