What could be used as an insult:

Ash: Cold bowl of soup

Misty: Leaking shower head

Gary: Wet towel

Leaf: Inconvenient fire drill

Drew: Expired coupon

May: Squeaky grocery cart

Paul: Unnecessary movie sequel

Dawn: Itchy sweater

Barry: Wet sock

Meadow: Melted ice cream

Iris: Spam email

Cilan: Easy bake oven