Once there was a young colt living in a nice farm. It had a nice life filled with hoes and hay.

But then (oh noes! author says) all of its family and friends were slAUGHTERED!!! :O >:O

"oh nOES, my fwiends!?" the horse cried, but it actually didn't, because horses...can't sPEAK!!?

And thne the horse grew up to be a slave, i mean a donkey, wait no i mean a camel.

the caramel saw skins of its old dead fwiends and famiwy being used to make masks.

The donkey kong was more offended than a feminist in any mood.

The horse then did a kermit.

the e n d.