This is from a scene in Rome and Juliet that I had to modernize in 7th grade. I only remember that Ronny is Romeo. Even their names are changed. Enjoy this crack me and some other kids made for our final exam.

Father Joe: What's up temple minister! Nice to see you bro!

Father Phil: Oh my! That voice sounds like my brother! Finally you're back from California. Have you talked to Ronny? Did he give you a text? If so, let me see it.

Father Joe: I went to find something to eat so I wouldn't starve. I found my brother here in the city visiting the homeless. I spotted him but the police were suspicious and thought we were robbers and took us to the police station and put us behind bars. So I wasn't able to text Ronny.

Father Phil: Who texted Ronny then?

Father Joe: I couldn't text him because I forgot what you said. My phone died and I couldn't find a phone charger to tell you, because the police wouldn't let us leave.

Father Phil: Not good! By the temple minister, this was not just a random text. This was a big word count and it was of great secrecy. It could lead to unhappy fate. Father Joe, go and get me a shovel and bring it here ASAP.

Father Joe: Brother, I'll do as you order.

*he leaves*

Father Phil: Now I have to go and check out the grave. In 3 hours, the beautiful Jane will awake. She'll die if she finds out that I didn't tell Ronny... I'll attempt to text Ronny again. *sigh* I'll keep her at my crib until Ronny comes. Poor Jane stuck underground.