Board: My Very Earthly Mother Just Sent Us Nice Pizza (Mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune, pluto)

Teacher: try and make your own one

Me: My very eager? My very eager mother just sent me nude...

William: photos! *Dies**falls off chair*

Me: NO! YOU FILTHY MINDED IDIOT SHE SENT ME NUDE PINEAPPLES AND PEARS!! PINAPPLES AND PEARS!!

Adam: how do you get nude pineapples and pears?

Me: You PEEL THEM! Ya know like the insides of the fruit! like... CANNED FRUIT! You rude minded people disgust me!
*Bellrings**leaves classroom*