fancais

Hercules: Lafayette! MONSIEUR LAFAYETTE!

Laf: Quoi? (what)

Herc: How do you say 'thick' in French?

Laf: What-

Herc and John: How do you say 'thick' in French?

Laf: 0-0

Laf: T-that's inappropriate- get back to work-

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✨ a g g r e s s i v e l y ✨ t a l l ✨ h u m a n

Peggy: *pointing across the room to Jefferson*

Peggy: Do you see that aggressively tall human over there?

Alex: ...No?

Peggy: *sighs* the aggressively tall human with the pink hair?

Alex: yeah, what about 'em?

Peggy: I like his costume.

~

horse jokes

Laf: A horse walks into a bar-

Herc: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alex: *snorts*

Laf: *glares at Herc* ... The bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Herc: *falls on the ground*

Alex: *dies*

John: *confused smiling* w-what...?

~

math is i c o n i c

Alex: JEFFERSON mOvE! I can't see the board!

Thomas: *turns around* then maybe you should grow a few inches.

Class: OHHH

Alex: *huffs* *folds arms*

John: *a few seconds later* OH! I just got the joke- *laughs*

Washingdad: *trying to teach* *sighs*

~

tuba? nah. i have a sax.

Washingdad: The melody is in the tuba.

Alex: *looks back at James Madison*

James: *holding a sax*

James: *smiles*

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my fries.

John: *reaches out to steal fry from Alex*

Alex: *plays on his phone*

Alex: *not looking up; smacks John's hand*

John: *whispers* ouch-

Alex: ...

John: ...

Alex: *smirks*

~

wine

Washington's children: *screaming*

Washington: *has given up on life*

Washington: *looks at camera as if in the office* wine?

~

bored

Alex: *laying on the couch, staring at computer*

Laf: *cross-legged on the floor with a cat in his lap and a French book*

Washingdad: *in recliner grading papers with his feet up*

Alex: *looks up from computer*

Alex: ya know, with all the research I do on these people-

Washington: what?

Alex: research has become more than a hobby. It's become a way of life.

Washington: uh...

Alex: and ya know what's even weirder?

Washington: do I even want to know-

Laf: *shrugs, still engrossed in his book*

Alex: with the amount of research I've done, it feels like I actually know these people.

Washington: *mildly concerned*

Laf: I mean you're not wrong-

Alex: *rolls over onto back* like, Lin-Manuel Miranda is mAH HOMIE, DUDE-

Laf: DON'T FORGOT dAvEeD dIgS-

Washington: *listens with increasing discomfort*

Five minutes later

Washington: let's be reasonable, we all know that christophER JACKSON WAS THE GREATEST FOUNDING FATHER OF ALL TIME-

Martha: *walks in, unfazed*

Martha: *looks at the camera*

Martha: this is normal.