(THESE ALL HAPPENED TODAY. I TRIED A CHALLENGE AT SCHOOL -- THIS IS REAL.)

My friend : 박선우가 나 놀래켰음. (Sunny surprised me.)

Me : That must have been PETRAfying!

My friend : ?

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My friend 2 : 쟨 아무 곳에도 쓸떼가 없다구. (That kid's useless in every way.)

Me : He could really use some PAMA.

My friend 2 : 파마? 머리 미용하는 그 파마? (Pama? You mean that thing when you curl you hair?) (That's what we call curling or straightening your hair at the hairdresser.)

Me : Uh, no. He could be useful.

My friend 2 : ...?

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My friend 3 : 그럼 다음주에 보자! (See you next week!)

Me : Coolio.

My friend 3 : 뭐라고? (What did you say?)

Me : Cool beans.

My friend 3 : -_-;;