welcome
this is when
when the mcsm crew are drunk:

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July 29th, 10:46 AM

butterfingers_petra: lmao u were sooo drunk last night

jesse_is_da_hero:
what?? no i wasn't!

butterfingers_petra:
bro u ran up to this huge biker guy with a beard and shouted "hagrid!! ur real!!!!"

jesse_is_da_hero:
oh crap what did he do

butterfingers_petra:
he hugged u

jesse_is_da_hero:
oh thats why my shirt smells like beef

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July 29th, 9:36 AM

axel_thetntdude: i wasn't that drunk, I drove myself home

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
dude don't even try denying it

axel_thetntdude: ...?

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
i drove u home while u drove with a paper plate

axel_thetntdude:
oh i thought that was a dream

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
u idiot

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July 29th, 7:58 AM

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
dude

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
i just did some intense math

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
i just ate a whole box of frosted flakes

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
its like a thousand grams

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
im 56kg

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
that means im 1% made of frosted flakes

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
holy shiz

jesse_is_da_hero:
r u drunk again

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July 29th, 3:38 AM

lukas_writes_stuff:
hey

jess_themess.22:
what

lukas_writes_stuff:
i gotta tell u somethin

jess_themess.22:
its 3:38 in the frickin morning

lukas_writes_stuff:
take it seriously okay???

jess_themess.22:
okay

lukas_writes_stuff:
i am the batman

jess_themess.22:
bye

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July 29th, 6:21 PM

lukas_writes_stuff:
call me. call me now

lukas_writes_stuff:
im serious, this is important

butterfingers_petra:
im trying

butterfingers_petra:

lukas_writes_stuff:
no petra thats a potato. call me

butterfingers_petra:

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July 29th, 10:46 AM

jess_themess.22:
ur the lettuce on my pop tarts

jesse_is_da_hero:
pop tarts don't have lettuce on them

jess_themess.22:
no ur the celery

jesse_is_da_hero:
ur drunk again aren't u?

jess_themess.22:
would u arrest me if i was???

jesse_is_da_hero:
no ma'am

jess_themess.22:
aweeee ur so politE

jesse_is_da_hero:
so how much did u drink

jess_themess.22:
a baby and a half a dozen of babies

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July 29th, 1:07 AM

jesse_is_da_hero:
broccoli

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
what

jesse_is_da_hero:

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
no jess thats a tree

jesse_is_da_hero:
broccoli

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
.. no thats a tree

jesse_is_da_hero:
u suck

redstone_mastah_oliviaaaa:
thank u