Hello people!!! Yes you!! Even that little nerdy person in the corner playing pokemon go and getting frustrated because they can't play and eat a muffin AT THE SAME TIME!!!!  Oh, that's me? Okay, anyway I have gathered you hear today to listen to my good friend Mohajay (MOE-HA-JAY) He will now speak.

"Hello peeple of Stormtopia!!! I will only say this once so listen up......

BOW DOWN TO DAPPIE OR YOU SHALL BE FORCED TO STUFF MUFFINS DOWN YOUR THROUGHT AND GET SHOT WITH THE MAGICAL RAINBOW TAZER GUN. Okay?Okay!Good! Thank you good people,NOW NOW DOWN TO Dapplecloud

ALL HAIL #DAPPLESWEG!!!!!!!

CERTIFIED BY JAYFEATHER AND STICK COMPANY
(COMING SOON)