Mystic: have you ever wanted to slap a mans ass

Darkest: .....why are you asking that question-

Mystic: Just in case you have a gay ass son :]

Darkest : I-.....huh? Then why not just ask the boy....when i g...or if i have one

Mystic: I mean he gonna be related to you so why not ask you first

Darkest: .....oh shut up-

Mystic: your avoiding my question bitch-

Darkest: .....